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Candidate With No Chance Of Winning Nomination Settles On Goal Of Crushing Hickenlooper Campaign

THEONION.COM – YOUNGSTOWN, OHLaying out his vision for 2020, Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) told supporters Monday that with no chance of securing his partys nomination...

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Adam Gase To Play All 22 Positions After Pushing Out Entire Jets Team

THEONION.COM – NEW YORKCleaning house after a dispute over the direction the team has taken this offseason, New York Jets head coach and interim general...

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Alabama Governor Signs New Heartbeat Bill Lowering States Age Of Consent

THEONION.COM – All the latest politics coverage from The Onion, America’s finest news source. Alabama Governor Signs New Heartbeat Bill Lowering States Age Of Consent

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Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot Him

THEONION.COM – WASHINGTONBursting through the Congressional chamber doors while moaning and clutching his shoulder, John Bolton reportedly stumbled into the Capitol building Friday claiming that...

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Shit, No Way Stadium Staff Throwing T-Shirts Can Reach You

THEONION.COM – All the latest sports coverage from The Onion, America’s finest news source. Shit, No Way Stadium Staff Throwing T-Shirts Can Reach You

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Nationals GM Introduces Players To New Stepmanager

THEONION.COM – WASHINGTONHoping to ease the team into a new period of transition, Washington Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo took a moment Wednesday to introduce...

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Trump Reassures Struggling Farmers He Has Never Seen One Of Them And Cannot Be Sure They Even Exist

THEONION.COM – WASHINGTONAmidst escalating Chinese tariffs on U.S. agricultural exports, President Donald Trump sought to reassure struggling American farmers Tuesday by stating that he has...

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Deutsche Bank Begins Removing Possessions From White House After Trump Defaults On Loan

THEONION.COM – WASHINGTONAs the inconsolable president stood outside in his threadbare robe in the early hours of Wednesday morning, employees sent by Deutsche Bank began...

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John Bolton: An Attack On Two Saudi Oil Tankers Is An Attack On All Americans

THEONION.COM – All the latest politics coverage from The Onion, America’s finest news source. John Bolton: An Attack On Two Saudi Oil Tankers Is An...

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Mike Gravel Cant Believe His Polling Numbers Neck-And-Neck With Fucking Nobody Like Wayne Messam

THEONION.COM – BURLINGAME, CAStressing that he is a two-term United States senator for Christs sake, White House Democratic hopeful Mike Gravel told reporters Wednesday that...

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Aides Request John Bolton Please Stop Setting Fire To Middle East Tactical Map

THEONION.COM – WASHINGTONSaying his outbursts have hindered their ability to hold constructive military strategy sessions, top Pentagon aides have repeatedly asked National Security Advisor John...

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NBA Draft Lottery Swells To 3 Zion Williamsons After No Winning Tickets Drawn

THEONION.COM – All the latest sports coverage from The Onion, America’s finest news source. NBA Draft Lottery Swells To 3 Zion Williamsons After No Winning...

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