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Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanics Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class

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THEONION.COM – Grinning proudly as blood gushed from his victims windpipe, House Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly slit an auto mechanics throat Wednesday to kick off the GOP purge of the working class. “With our tax reform bill giving us the mandate we have long desired, theres nothing stopping us nowcommence the bloodletting!” said Ryan, holding up the lifeless body of the local blue-collar worker as bloo..Read more»

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