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The Onion is an American digital media & news satire organization that publishes articles on international, national, and local news.
  
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Department Of Transportation Introduces Padded Bumper Lane For Intoxicated Drivers

THEONION.COM – WASHINGTON In an effort to reduce motor vehicle injuries and fatalities stemming from drunk driving, officials at the Department of Transportation announced Wednesday the opening of new highway lanes lined with padded bumpers, which have been installed on interstates nationwide for use by intoxicated drivers. Its really quite simple, if you’re already behind the wheel and you feel like you’ve had too much to ..Read more»

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The Onion is an American digital media & news satire organization that publishes articles on international, national, and local news.
  
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